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Season recap

2022 league almanac

The title chase, draft hits, trade drama, all-play luck, power swings, and lineup decisions from the 2022 New Uzbek Mafia season.

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GET BACK GANG

Beat Tommy's Toughest Road to close the season on top.

Draft room leader

Get Back Gang

C+ grade

Regular season winner

GET BACK GANG

Highest scorer

GET BACK GANG

Luckiest break

Get Back Gang +1.57 wins

Best lineup efficiency

Uzi 96%

Storylines

Power board

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang closed this checkpoint at 145.3 points per game with a 67% all-play clip.

Luck report

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 absorbed 3.7 wins of pain versus expectation.

Lineup lab

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA posted a 87% lineup efficiency and kept San Francisco 49ers parked during its biggest miss.

Trade desk

Approved

12

Vetoed

5

Still weird

0

Most active front office: Ye is right gas them Jews with 10 logged trades.

Final standings

How the table finished

Rank 1

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

Champion

Record

11-3

Points

2034.9 PF

PA 1756.9

Rank 2

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

Lost in Round 1

Record

7-7

Points

1948.9 PF

PA 1849.6

Rank 3

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

Lost in Round 2

Record

7-7

Points

1828.6 PF

PA 1734.2

Rank 4

Uzi

Uzi

Lost in Round 3

Record

7-7

Points

1770.8 PF

PA 1794.4

Rank 5

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

Lost in Round 1

Record

7-7

Points

1705.8 PF

PA 1972.3

Rank 6

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

Runner-up

Record

6-8

Points

1789.2 PF

PA 1850.6

Rank 7

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

Missed playoffs

Record

6-8

Points

1705.4 PF

PA 1822.2

Rank 8

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Missed playoffs

Record

5-9

Points

1940.1 PF

PA 1943.5

Season notes

The quick read

8 teams with 6 playoff spots.
Snake draft archived from LeagueLegacy.
Average team output: 131.46 points per week.

Draft market check

Steals and reaches

Best steals

Josh Jacobs

Uzi • R6 • Pick 41

+24.60

Patrick Mahomes

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 • R5 • Pick 39

+24.35

Travis Kelce

Get Back Gang • R2 • Pick 14

+24.26

Tyreek Hill

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 • R3 • Pick 23

+20.00

Jalen Hurts

Get Back Gang • R6 • Pick 46

+19.03

Biggest reaches

Javonte Williams

Mediocre Moosemans • R4 • Pick 28

-14.40

Elijah Mitchell

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 • R8 • Pick 58

-13.24

Michael Thomas

Uzi • R7 • Pick 56

-13.02

Kadarius Toney

Uzi • R10 • Pick 73

-11.48

Allen Robinson

They ain’t believe in us • R6 • Pick 48

-10.99

All-play and schedule luck

Who was legit, and who caught a break

Regular season only

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

+1.57 luck

Actual

11-3

All-play

66-32

67%

Average score

145.3

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

+1.00 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

42-56

43%

Average score

121.8

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

+1.00 luck

Actual

6-8

All-play

35-63

36%

Average score

121.8

Uzi

Uzi

+0.86 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

43-55

44%

Average score

126.5

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

+0.43 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

46-52

47%

Average score

130.6

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

-0.29 luck

Actual

6-8

All-play

44-54

45%

Average score

127.8

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

-0.86 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

55-43

56%

Average score

139.2

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

-3.71 luck

Actual

5-9

All-play

61-37

62%

Average score

138.6

Luck board

Best run

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

+1.57 wins versus expectation

Toughest run

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

-3.71 wins versus expectation

Power finish

Rank 1

Get Back Gang

11-3 • Get Back Gang

87.3

Rank 2

Pollard Express

7-7 • Pollard Express

65.7

Rank 3

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

5-9 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

61.0

Retro playoff odds

What the room looked like in the moment

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

11-3

2034.9 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye100%
100%
Title100%
100%

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

7-7

1948.9 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye100%
100%
Title0%
0%

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

7-7

1828.6 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

6-8

1789.2 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Uzi

Uzi

7-7

1770.8 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

7-7

1705.8 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

5-9

1940.1 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

6-8

1705.4 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

How to read it

Odds freeze the season after the selected week, then replay the remaining regular season and playoffs using each team’s score profile to that point.
That makes this a fair "what did it look like then?" view instead of a hindsight table pretending everyone knew the ending.
Higher bye odds matter most in six-team playoff years, where the top two seeds get to skip the first round and save themselves some stress.

Power rankings

Weekly pecking order

Rank 1

Get Back Gang

11-3 • Get Back Gang

—

Power score

87.3

145.3 PPG • 67% all-play

Rank 2

Pollard Express

7-7 • Pollard Express

—

Power score

65.7

139.2 PPG • 56% all-play

Rank 3

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

5-9 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

—

Power score

61.0

138.6 PPG • 62% all-play

Rank 4

They ain’t believe in us

7-7 • They ain’t believe in us

—

Power score

47.6

130.6 PPG • 47% all-play

Rank 5

TomTheCommish

6-8 • TomTheCommish

—

Power score

39.9

127.8 PPG • 45% all-play

Rank 6

Uzi

7-7 • Uzi

—

Power score

39.7

126.5 PPG • 44% all-play

Rank 7

Mediocre Moosemans

7-7 • Mediocre Moosemans

+1

Power score

30.3

121.8 PPG • 43% all-play

Rank 8

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

6-8 • GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

-1

Power score

26.7

121.8 PPG • 36% all-play

Podium pulse

Rank 1

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

87.3

Rank 2

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

65.7

Rank 3

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

61.0

Weekly recaps

One week, one story

Playoffs 3

Get Back Gang brought the playoff heat

Get Back Gang led the board with 156.5 points. GET GOOD SOON GANG iA vs Osama Bin Nasty🤮 was the tightest sweat at 16.0 points. Get Back Gang delivered the heaviest thumping at 88.8 points. Osama Bin Nasty🤮 left 39.3 points on the bench, with Raheem Mostert doing most of the damage.

Top scorer

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang • 156.5 pts

Closest sweat

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA vs Osama Bin Nasty🤮

16.0 points apart

Bench regret

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

39.3 points left behind • Raheem Mostert (RB • MIA) over Tee Higgins (WR • CIN)

Power podium that week

Rank 1

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

87.3

Rank 2

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

65.7

Rank 3

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

61.0

Lineup efficiency and start-sit regret

How much meat stayed on the bone

Weekly lineup cards compare what actually started to the best legal version of that same roster, then call out the player decisions that hurt the most.

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

87%

Coach 84.9

Regret

260.9 pts

18.6 weekly

Worst week

Week 4

34.2 points missed

Biggest bench sting

San Francisco 49ers (DEF • SF)

Started over Michael Pittman (WR • IND)

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

90%

Coach 86.3

Regret

218.8 pts

15.6 weekly

Worst week

Week 12

41.9 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Garrett Wilson (WR • NYJ)

Started over A.J. Brown (WR • PHI)

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

92%

Coach 88.1

Regret

165.5 pts

11.8 weekly

Worst week

Week 10

42.8 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Gabriel Davis (WR • BUF)

Started over JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR • KC)

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

92%

Coach 87.0

Regret

168.8 pts

12.1 weekly

Worst week

Week 8

54.1 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Tony Pollard (RB • DAL)

Started over Davante Adams (WR • LV)

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

92%

Coach 88.2

Regret

154.4 pts

11.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 11

42.3 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Joshua Palmer (WR • LAC)

Started over Tyler Boyd (WR • CIN)

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

95%

Coach 89.8

Regret

105.0 pts

7.5 weekly

Worst week

Week 3

29.9 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Rhamondre Stevenson (RB • NE)

Started over Justin Jefferson (WR • MIN)

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

96%

Coach 88.9

Regret

90.3 pts

6.4 weekly

Worst week

Week 3

37.8 points missed

Biggest bench sting

DeVonta Smith (WR • PHI)

Started over Tyreek Hill (WR • MIA)

Uzi

Uzi

96%

Coach 91.4

Regret

72.9 pts

5.2 weekly

Worst week

Week 4

25.6 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Josh Jacobs (RB • LV)

Started over Stefon Diggs (WR • BUF)

Cleanest coaching

Uzi

Uzi

96% efficiency

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

96% efficiency

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

95% efficiency

Pain ledger

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

San Francisco 49ers was the biggest bench sting in Week 4.

34.2 points missed

Get Back Gang

Garrett Wilson was the biggest bench sting in Week 12.

41.9 points missed

They ain’t believe in us

Tony Pollard was the biggest bench sting in Week 8.

54.1 points missed

Trade review center

Every deal from the 2022 room

Nov 19, 2022

America’s Fantasy Team

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

America’s Fantasy Team sent

Christian Kirk (WR), Greg Dulcich (TE)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Dalton Schultz (TE)

Nov 18, 2022

Mediocre Moosemans

for Get Back Gang

Successful

Mediocre Moosemans sent

Jerry Jeudy (WR)

Get Back Gang sent

Tyler Boyd (WR)

Nov 15, 2022

Get Back Gang

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

Get Back Gang sent

Antonio Gibson (RB)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Tyler Boyd (WR)

Nov 10, 2022

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Current&Future Former Champion

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Jeff Wilson Jr. (RB), Leonard Fournette (RB)

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Joe Mixon (RB)

Nov 7, 2022

Current&Future Former Champion

for GET WELL SOON GANG

Successful

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Tua Tagovailoa (QB)

GET WELL SOON GANG sent

Brandon Aiyuk (WR)

Nov 7, 2022

Current&Future Former Champion

for Get Back Gang

Successful

Current&Future Former Champion sent

James Conner (RB)

Get Back Gang sent

Tua Tagovailoa (QB)

Nov 6, 2022

Current&Future Former Champion

for GET WELL SOON GANG

Successful

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Brandon Aiyuk (WR)

GET WELL SOON GANG sent

Gabe Davis (WR)

Nov 4, 2022

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Montville Mustangs

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Raheem Mostert (RB)

Montville Mustangs sent

Deon Jackson (RB), Tyler Boyd (WR)

Nov 1, 2022

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Current&Future Former Champion

Vetoed

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Raheem Mostert (RB), Mike Evans (WR), Josh Jacobs (RB), Lamar Jackson (QB)

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Devin Singletary (RB), Josh Allen (QB)

Nov 1, 2022

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Current&Future Former Champion

Vetoed

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Josh Jacobs (RB), Mike Evans (WR), Lamar Jackson (QB)

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Devin Singletary (RB), Josh Allen (QB)

Nov 1, 2022

GET WELL SOON GANG

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Vetoed

GET WELL SOON GANG sent

Diontae Johnson (WR), Tyler Bass (K), Gabe Davis (WR)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Graham Gano (K), Leonard Fournette (RB)

Oct 28, 2022

Get Back Gang

for Current&Future Former Champion

Successful

Get Back Gang sent

James Conner (RB)

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Kadarius Toney (WR)

Sep 29, 2022

Mediocre Moosemans

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

Mediocre Moosemans sent

Mike Evans (WR), Javonte Williams (RB)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Najee Harris (RB), DeAndre Hopkins (WR)

Sep 28, 2022

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Montville Mustangs

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Dalvin Cook (RB), Tee Higgins (WR)

Montville Mustangs sent

Courtland Sutton (WR), Najee Harris (RB)

Sep 28, 2022

GET WELL SOON GANG

for America’s Fantasy Team

Successful

GET WELL SOON GANG sent

Nick Chubb (RB)

America’s Fantasy Team sent

Jaylen Waddle (WR)

Sep 21, 2022

Mediocre Moosemans

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Vetoed

Mediocre Moosemans sent

Javonte Williams (RB), Brandon Aiyuk (WR)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Dalvin Cook (RB), Josh Jacobs (RB)

Sep 16, 2022

Current&Future Former Champion

for GET WELL SOON GANG

Vetoed

Current&Future Former Champion sent

Clyde Edwards-Helaire (RB), JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR), Cooper Kupp (WR)

GET WELL SOON GANG sent

Austin Ekeler (RB), Julio Jones (WR), Michael Pittman Jr. (WR)

Awards

Who owned the headlines

Records

Season marks

Best season record

11-3

Get Back Gang turned in the archive's strongest regular-season mark in 2022.

Playoff bracket

How the postseason unfolded

Rebuilt from archived seeds and final finishes so the playoff path reads like an actual bracket instead of a seed list.

6-team playoff field

Wildcard

Seeds 3 through 6 fought for the right to meet the bye teams.

3 vs 6

Seed 3

TABI

7-7 • 1828.6 PF

Season ended

Out

Seed 6

TomTheCommish

6-8 • 1789.2 PF

Fell in the final

Finalist

4 vs 5

Seed 4

Uzi

7-7 • 1770.8 PF

Advanced

Advanced

Seed 5

MM

7-7 • 1705.8 PF

Season ended

Out

Semifinals

Seeds 1 and 2 entered here after skipping the opening round.

Top seed side

Seed 1

Get Back Gang

11-3 • 2034.9 PF

Advanced

Champ

Seed 6

TomTheCommish

6-8 • 1789.2 PF

Fell in the final

Finalist

Two seed side

Seed 2

Pollard Express

7-7 • 1948.9 PF

Season ended

Out

Seed 4

Uzi

7-7 • 1770.8 PF

Season ended

Out
Champion

Championship

Get Back Gang

Closed out the bracket from Seed 1, finishing ahead of TomTheCommish.

Winner

Get Back Gang

11-3 • 2034.9 PF

Finalist

TomTheCommish

6-8 • 1789.2 PF