Season recap

2023 league almanac

The title chase, draft hits, trade drama, all-play luck, power swings, and lineup decisions from the 2023 New Uzbek Mafia season.

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Aman's A-Team

Beat The OTC 👑 to close the season on top.

Draft room leader

Aman's A-Team

D+ grade

Regular season winner

GET BACK GANG

Highest scorer

The OTC 👑

Luckiest break

Mediocre Moosemans +1.22 wins

Best lineup efficiency

Coolist nits 96%

Storylines

Power board

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 closed this checkpoint at 138.9 points per game with a 64% all-play clip.

Luck report

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish absorbed 1.6 wins of pain versus expectation.

Lineup lab

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us posted a 88% lineup efficiency and left 200.6 points on the cutting-room floor.

Trade desk

Approved

Vetoed

Still weird

Most active front office: Ye is right gas them Jews with 8 logged trades.

Final standings

How the table finished

Rank	Team	Record	Points	Playoffs
1	Get Back Gang Get Back Gang	9-5	1888.0 PA 1762.5	Lost in Round 2
2	Mediocre Moosemans Mediocre Moosemans	9-5	1800.8 PA 1709.7	Lost in Round 1
3	Pollard Express Pollard Express	9-5	1779.7 PA 1773.0	Lost in Round 1
4	Osama Bin Nasty🤮 Osama Bin Nasty🤮	8-6	1944.9 PA 1770.4	Runner-up
5	TomTheCommish TomTheCommish	7-7	1847.3 PA 1773.3	Lost in Round 2
6	Aman's A-Team Aman's A-Team	7-7	1844.5 PA 1714.1	Champion
7	Coolist nits Coolist nits	7-7	1813.1 PA 1814.2	Missed playoffs
8	GET GOOD SOON GANG iA GET GOOD SOON GANG iA	7-7	1747.8 PA 1808.7	Missed playoffs
9	Uzi Uzi	5-9	1575.5 PA 1738.1	Missed playoffs
10	They ain’t believe in us They ain’t believe in us	2-12	1466.4 PA 1843.9	Missed playoffs

Season notes

The quick read

10 teams with 6 playoff spots.

Snake draft archived from LeagueLegacy.

Average team output: 126.49 points per week.

Draft market check

Steals and reaches

Best steals

CeeDee Lamb

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA • R2 • Pick 16

+23.57

Raheem Mostert

Aman's A-Team • R13 • Pick 129

+22.44

Christian McCaffrey

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 • R1 • Pick 3

+21.73

Josh Allen

Coolist nits • R3 • Pick 24

+19.78

David Njoku

Get Back Gang • R12 • Pick 119

+18.34

Biggest reaches

Nick Chubb

They ain’t believe in us • R1 • Pick 7

-18.15

J.K. Dobbins

Coolist nits • R6 • Pick 57

-16.21

Mike Williams

They ain’t believe in us • R7 • Pick 67

-14.42

Dalvin Cook

Mediocre Moosemans • R7 • Pick 70

-12.72

Anthony Richardson

Uzi • R11 • Pick 101

-12.60

All-play and schedule luck

Who was legit, and who caught a break

Regular season only

Team	Actual	All-play	Luck	Avg
Mediocre Moosemans Mediocre Moosemans	9-5	70-56 56%	+1.22	128.6
Pollard Express Pollard Express	9-5	72-54 57%	+1.00	127.1
Uzi Uzi	5-9	37-89 29%	+0.89	112.5
Get Back Gang Get Back Gang	9-5	75-51 60%	+0.67	134.9
Aman's A-Team Aman's A-Team	7-7	64-62 51%	-0.11	131.8
GET GOOD SOON GANG iA GET GOOD SOON GANG iA	7-7	65-61 52%	-0.22	124.8
Coolist nits Coolist nits	7-7	66-60 52%	-0.33	129.5
They ain’t believe in us They ain’t believe in us	2-12	23-103 18%	-0.56	104.7
Osama Bin Nasty🤮 Osama Bin Nasty🤮	8-6	81-45 64%	-1.00	138.9
TomTheCommish TomTheCommish	7-7	77-49 61%	-1.56	132.0

Luck board

Best run

Mediocre Moosemans

+1.22 wins versus expectation

Toughest run

TomTheCommish

-1.56 wins versus expectation

Power finish

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

8-6 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

80.8

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

9-5 • Get Back Gang

77.0

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

7-7 • TomTheCommish

68.7

Retro playoff odds

What the room looked like in the moment

Checkpoint

Team	Record	Playoffs	Bye	Title
Get Back Gang Get Back Gang	9-5 1888.0 PF	100%	100%	100%
Osama Bin Nasty🤮 Osama Bin Nasty🤮	8-6 1944.9 PF	100%	0%	0%
TomTheCommish TomTheCommish	7-7 1847.3 PF	100%	0%	0%
Aman's A-Team Aman's A-Team	7-7 1844.5 PF	100%	0%	0%
Mediocre Moosemans Mediocre Moosemans	9-5 1800.8 PF	100%	100%	0%
Pollard Express Pollard Express	9-5 1779.7 PF	100%	0%	0%
Coolist nits Coolist nits	7-7 1813.1 PF	0%	0%	0%
GET GOOD SOON GANG iA GET GOOD SOON GANG iA	7-7 1747.8 PF	0%	0%	0%
Uzi Uzi	5-9 1575.5 PF	0%	0%	0%
They ain’t believe in us They ain’t believe in us	2-12 1466.4 PF	0%	0%	0%

How to read it

Odds freeze the season after the selected week, then replay the remaining regular season and playoffs using each team’s score profile to that point.

That makes this a fair "what did it look like then?" view instead of a hindsight table pretending everyone knew the ending.

Higher bye odds matter most in six-team playoff years, where the top two seeds get to skip the first round and save themselves some stress.

Power rankings

Weekly pecking order

Week

Rank	Team	Power	Trend
1	Osama Bin Nasty🤮 8-6 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮	80.8 138.9 PPG • 64% all-play	+1
2	Get Back Gang 9-5 • Get Back Gang	77.0 134.9 PPG • 60% all-play	-1
3	TomTheCommish 7-7 • TomTheCommish	68.7 132.0 PPG • 61% all-play	—
4	Mediocre Moosemans 9-5 • Mediocre Moosemans	68.2 128.6 PPG • 56% all-play	+1
5	Aman's A-Team 7-7 • Aman's A-Team	66.9 131.8 PPG • 51% all-play	+2
6	Pollard Express 9-5 • Pollard Express	66.3 127.1 PPG • 57% all-play	—
7	Coolist nits 7-7 • Coolist nits	64.6 129.5 PPG • 52% all-play	-3
8	GET GOOD SOON GANG iA 7-7 • GET GOOD SOON GANG iA	58.3 124.8 PPG • 52% all-play	—
9	Uzi 5-9 • Uzi	34.0 112.5 PPG • 29% all-play	—
10	They ain’t believe in us 2-12 • They ain’t believe in us	15.6 104.7 PPG • 18% all-play	—

Podium pulse

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

80.8

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

77.0

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

68.7

Weekly recaps

One week, one story

Week

Playoffs 3

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA brought the playoff heat

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA led the board with 193.6 points. Coolist nits vs Uzi was the tightest sweat at 0.6 points. GET GOOD SOON GANG iA delivered the heaviest thumping at 136.5 points. Osama Bin Nasty🤮 left 36.8 points on the bench.

Top scorer

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA • 193.6 pts

Closest sweat

Coolist nits vs Uzi

0.6 points apart

Bench regret

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

36.8 points left behind

Power podium that week

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

80.8

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

77.0

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

68.7

Lineup efficiency and start-sit regret

How much meat stayed on the bone

Public LeagueLegacy weekly feeds expose started vs optimal lineup slots and team-level optimal points. Player names are still masked on some weeks, so this view stays honest and team-first.

Team	Efficiency	Regret	Worst miss
They ain’t believe in us They ain’t believe in us	88% Coach score 85.7	200.6 pts 14.3 per week	Week 5 38.3 points missed
TomTheCommish TomTheCommish	91% Coach score 87.5	189.6 pts 13.5 per week	Week 2 55.5 points missed
Uzi Uzi	91% Coach score 86.1	159.4 pts 11.4 per week	Week 2 32.5 points missed
Aman's A-Team Aman's A-Team	91% Coach score 87.1	184.6 pts 13.2 per week	Week 1 49.3 points missed
Pollard Express Pollard Express	92% Coach score 89.3	149.0 pts 10.6 per week	Week 11 25.2 points missed
Osama Bin Nasty🤮 Osama Bin Nasty🤮	95% Coach score 90.1	104.0 pts 7.4 per week	Week 3 31.7 points missed
Mediocre Moosemans Mediocre Moosemans	95% Coach score 91.1	90.5 pts 6.5 per week	Week 11 35.1 points missed
Get Back Gang Get Back Gang	95% Coach score 91.4	92.0 pts 6.6 per week	Week 2 28.4 points missed
GET GOOD SOON GANG iA GET GOOD SOON GANG iA	96% Coach score 90.7	79.9 pts 5.7 per week	Week 14 26.8 points missed
Coolist nits Coolist nits	96% Coach score 91.1	77.9 pts 5.6 per week	Week 3 42.7 points missed

Cleanest coaching

Coolist nits

96% efficiency

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

96% efficiency

Get Back Gang

95% efficiency

Pain ledger

They ain’t believe in us

Week 5 was the worst of it.

38.3 points missed

TomTheCommish

Week 2 was the worst of it.

55.5 points missed

Aman's A-Team

Week 1 was the worst of it.

49.3 points missed

Trade review center

Every deal from the 2023 room

Date	Between	Package A	Package B	Status
Nov 9, 2023	Get Back Gang for Ye is right gas them Jews	Chuba Hubbard (RB)	Brandon Aubrey (K)	Successful
Nov 8, 2023	Mediocre Moosemans for Tommy'sToughestRoad	Kyle Pitts Sr. (TE)	Tyler Lockett (WR)	Successful
Oct 31, 2023	Tommy'sToughestRoad for Ye is right gas them Jews	Javonte Williams (RB), DeAndre Hopkins (WR)	Chris Olave (WR), Brian Robinson Jr. (RB)	Successful
Oct 17, 2023	Tommy'sToughestRoad for Coolist nits	Terry McLaurin (WR)	Najee Harris (RB)	Successful
Oct 13, 2023	Ye is right gas them Jews for Pollard Express	James Cook III (RB)	Jakobi Meyers (WR), Elijah Moore (WR)	Successful
Oct 4, 2023	Pollard Express for Coolist nits	Mark Andrews (TE)	Michael Pittman Jr. (WR), Jakobi Meyers (WR)	Successful
Oct 4, 2023	Ye is right gas them Jews for Osama Bin Nasty🤮	Rachaad White (RB)	Adam Thielen (WR)	Successful
Sep 27, 2023	Ye is right gas them Jews for GET GOOD SOON GANG iA	Hollywood Brown (WR)	Rachaad White (RB)	Successful
Sep 26, 2023	Get Back Gang for Pollard Express	Elijah Moore (WR)	Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR)	Successful
Sep 19, 2023	Ye is right gas them Jews for Tommy'sToughestRoad	Tyler Lockett (WR)	Kyren Williams (RB)	Successful
Sep 19, 2023	Coolist nits for Ye is right gas them Jews	Hollywood Brown (WR)	Dameon Pierce (RB), Khalil Herbert (RB)	Successful
Sep 17, 2023	Mediocre Moosemans for Ye is right gas them Jews	Justice Hill (RB)	Elijah Mitchell (RB)	Successful

Awards

Who owned the headlines

Records

Season marks

Record	Value	Context
Lowest scoring season	1466.38 pts	They ain’t believe in us had the leanest archive season at 1466.38 points in 2023.
Roughest season record	2-12	They ain’t believe in us absorbed the toughest archived season record in 2023.

Playoff field

Seed 1Lost in Round 2

Get Back Gang

9-5 • 1888.0 PF

Seed 2Lost in Round 1

9-5 • 1800.8 PF

Seed 3Lost in Round 1

Pollard Express

9-5 • 1779.7 PF

Seed 4Runner-up

OBN

8-6 • 1944.9 PF

Seed 5Lost in Round 2

TomTheCommish

7-7 • 1847.3 PF

Seed 6Champion

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • 1844.5 PF