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Season recap

2023 league almanac

The title chase, draft hits, trade drama, all-play luck, power swings, and lineup decisions from the 2023 New Uzbek Mafia season.

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Aman's A-Team

Beat The OTC 👑 to close the season on top.

Draft room leader

Aman's A-Team

D+ grade

Regular season winner

GET BACK GANG

Highest scorer

The OTC 👑

Luckiest break

Mediocre Moosemans +1.22 wins

Best lineup efficiency

Coolist nits 96%

Storylines

Power board

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 closed this checkpoint at 138.9 points per game with a 64% all-play clip.

Luck report

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish absorbed 1.6 wins of pain versus expectation.

Lineup lab

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us posted a 88% lineup efficiency and kept Zack Moss parked during its biggest miss.

Trade desk

Approved

12

Vetoed

0

Still weird

0

Most active front office: Ye is right gas them Jews with 8 logged trades.

Final standings

How the table finished

Rank 1

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

Lost in Round 2

Record

9-5

Points

1888.0 PF

PA 1762.5

Rank 2

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

Lost in Round 1

Record

9-5

Points

1800.8 PF

PA 1709.7

Rank 3

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

Lost in Round 1

Record

9-5

Points

1779.7 PF

PA 1773.0

Rank 4

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Runner-up

Record

8-6

Points

1944.9 PF

PA 1770.4

Rank 5

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

Lost in Round 2

Record

7-7

Points

1847.3 PF

PA 1773.3

Rank 6

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

Champion

Record

7-7

Points

1844.5 PF

PA 1714.1

Rank 7

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

Missed playoffs

Record

7-7

Points

1813.1 PF

PA 1814.2

Rank 8

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

Missed playoffs

Record

7-7

Points

1747.8 PF

PA 1808.7

Rank 9

Uzi

Uzi

Missed playoffs

Record

5-9

Points

1575.5 PF

PA 1738.1

Rank 10

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

Missed playoffs

Record

2-12

Points

1466.4 PF

PA 1843.9

Season notes

The quick read

10 teams with 6 playoff spots.
Snake draft archived from LeagueLegacy.
Average team output: 126.49 points per week.

Draft market check

Steals and reaches

Best steals

CeeDee Lamb

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA • R2 • Pick 16

+23.57

Raheem Mostert

Aman's A-Team • R13 • Pick 129

+22.44

Christian McCaffrey

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 • R1 • Pick 3

+21.73

Josh Allen

Coolist nits • R3 • Pick 24

+19.78

David Njoku

Get Back Gang • R12 • Pick 119

+18.34

Biggest reaches

Nick Chubb

They ain’t believe in us • R1 • Pick 7

-18.15

J.K. Dobbins

Coolist nits • R6 • Pick 57

-16.21

Mike Williams

They ain’t believe in us • R7 • Pick 67

-14.42

Dalvin Cook

Mediocre Moosemans • R7 • Pick 70

-12.72

Anthony Richardson

Uzi • R11 • Pick 101

-12.60

All-play and schedule luck

Who was legit, and who caught a break

Regular season only

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

+1.22 luck

Actual

9-5

All-play

70-56

56%

Average score

128.6

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

+1.00 luck

Actual

9-5

All-play

72-54

57%

Average score

127.1

Uzi

Uzi

+0.89 luck

Actual

5-9

All-play

37-89

29%

Average score

112.5

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

+0.67 luck

Actual

9-5

All-play

75-51

60%

Average score

134.9

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

-0.11 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

64-62

51%

Average score

131.8

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

-0.22 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

65-61

52%

Average score

124.8

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

-0.33 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

66-60

52%

Average score

129.5

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

-0.56 luck

Actual

2-12

All-play

23-103

18%

Average score

104.7

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

-1.00 luck

Actual

8-6

All-play

81-45

64%

Average score

138.9

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

-1.56 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

77-49

61%

Average score

132.0

Luck board

Best run

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

+1.22 wins versus expectation

Toughest run

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

-1.56 wins versus expectation

Power finish

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

8-6 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

80.8

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

9-5 • Get Back Gang

77.0

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

7-7 • TomTheCommish

68.7

Retro playoff odds

What the room looked like in the moment

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

9-5

1888.0 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye100%
100%
Title100%
100%

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

8-6

1944.9 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

7-7

1847.3 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

7-7

1844.5 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

9-5

1800.8 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye100%
100%
Title0%
0%

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

9-5

1779.7 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

7-7

1813.1 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

7-7

1747.8 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Uzi

Uzi

5-9

1575.5 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

2-12

1466.4 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

How to read it

Odds freeze the season after the selected week, then replay the remaining regular season and playoffs using each team’s score profile to that point.
That makes this a fair "what did it look like then?" view instead of a hindsight table pretending everyone knew the ending.
Higher bye odds matter most in six-team playoff years, where the top two seeds get to skip the first round and save themselves some stress.

Power rankings

Weekly pecking order

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

8-6 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

+1

Power score

80.8

138.9 PPG • 64% all-play

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

9-5 • Get Back Gang

-1

Power score

77.0

134.9 PPG • 60% all-play

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

7-7 • TomTheCommish

—

Power score

68.7

132.0 PPG • 61% all-play

Rank 4

Mediocre Moosemans

9-5 • Mediocre Moosemans

+1

Power score

68.2

128.6 PPG • 56% all-play

Rank 5

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • Aman's A-Team

+2

Power score

66.9

131.8 PPG • 51% all-play

Rank 6

Pollard Express

9-5 • Pollard Express

—

Power score

66.3

127.1 PPG • 57% all-play

Rank 7

Coolist nits

7-7 • Coolist nits

-3

Power score

64.6

129.5 PPG • 52% all-play

Rank 8

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

7-7 • GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

—

Power score

58.3

124.8 PPG • 52% all-play

Rank 9

Uzi

5-9 • Uzi

—

Power score

34.0

112.5 PPG • 29% all-play

Rank 10

They ain’t believe in us

2-12 • They ain’t believe in us

—

Power score

15.6

104.7 PPG • 18% all-play

Podium pulse

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

80.8

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

77.0

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

68.7

Weekly recaps

One week, one story

Playoffs 3

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA brought the playoff heat

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA led the board with 193.6 points. Coolist nits vs Uzi was the tightest sweat at 0.6 points. GET GOOD SOON GANG iA delivered the heaviest thumping at 136.5 points. Osama Bin Nasty🤮 left 36.8 points on the bench, with Jordan Love doing most of the damage.

Top scorer

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA • 193.6 pts

Closest sweat

Coolist nits vs Uzi

0.6 points apart

Bench regret

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

36.8 points left behind • Jordan Love (QB • GB) over Patrick Mahomes (QB • KC)

Power podium that week

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

80.8

Rank 2

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

77.0

Rank 3

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

68.7

Lineup efficiency and start-sit regret

How much meat stayed on the bone

Weekly lineup cards compare what actually started to the best legal version of that same roster, then call out the player decisions that hurt the most.

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

88%

Coach 85.7

Regret

200.6 pts

14.3 weekly

Worst week

Week 5

38.3 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Zack Moss (RB • CIN)

Started over Kadarius Toney (WR • KC)

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

91%

Coach 87.5

Regret

189.6 pts

13.5 weekly

Worst week

Week 2

55.5 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Kyren Williams (RB • LAR)

Started over Javonte Williams (RB • DEN)

Uzi

Uzi

91%

Coach 86.1

Regret

159.4 pts

11.4 weekly

Worst week

Week 2

32.5 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Brian Robinson (RB • WAS)

Started over Jaylen Waddle (WR • MIA)

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

91%

Coach 87.1

Regret

184.6 pts

13.2 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

49.3 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Deshaun Watson (QB • CLE)

Started over Drake London (WR • ATL)

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

92%

Coach 89.3

Regret

149.0 pts

10.6 weekly

Worst week

Week 11

25.2 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Jaylen Warren (RB • PIT)

Started over Dak Prescott (QB • DAL)

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

95%

Coach 90.1

Regret

104.0 pts

7.4 weekly

Worst week

Week 3

31.7 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Adam Thielen (WR • CAR)

Started over George Pickens (WR • PIT)

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

95%

Coach 91.1

Regret

90.5 pts

6.5 weekly

Worst week

Week 11

35.1 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Calvin Ridley (WR • JAX)

Started over Deebo Samuel (WR • SF)

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

95%

Coach 91.4

Regret

92.0 pts

6.6 weekly

Worst week

Week 2

28.4 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Puka Nacua (WR • LAR)

Started over AJ Dillon (RB • GB)

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

96%

Coach 90.7

Regret

79.9 pts

5.7 weekly

Worst week

Week 14

26.8 points missed

Biggest bench sting

Jayden Reed (WR • GB)

Started over Nico Collins (WR • HOU)

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

96%

Coach 91.1

Regret

77.9 pts

5.6 weekly

Worst week

Week 3

42.7 points missed

Biggest bench sting

De'Von Achane (RB • MIA)

Started over Joshua Kelley (RB • LAC)

Cleanest coaching

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

96% efficiency

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

96% efficiency

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

95% efficiency

Pain ledger

They ain’t believe in us

Zack Moss was the biggest bench sting in Week 5.

38.3 points missed

TomTheCommish

Kyren Williams was the biggest bench sting in Week 2.

55.5 points missed

Aman's A-Team

Deshaun Watson was the biggest bench sting in Week 1.

49.3 points missed

Trade review center

Every deal from the 2023 room

Nov 9, 2023

Get Back Gang

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

Get Back Gang sent

Chuba Hubbard (RB)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Brandon Aubrey (K)

Nov 8, 2023

Mediocre Moosemans

for Tommy'sToughestRoad

Successful

Mediocre Moosemans sent

Kyle Pitts Sr. (TE)

Tommy'sToughestRoad sent

Tyler Lockett (WR)

Oct 31, 2023

Tommy'sToughestRoad

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

Tommy'sToughestRoad sent

Javonte Williams (RB), DeAndre Hopkins (WR)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Chris Olave (WR), Brian Robinson Jr. (RB)

Oct 17, 2023

Tommy'sToughestRoad

for Coolist nits

Successful

Tommy'sToughestRoad sent

Terry McLaurin (WR)

Coolist nits sent

Najee Harris (RB)

Oct 13, 2023

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Pollard Express

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

James Cook III (RB)

Pollard Express sent

Jakobi Meyers (WR), Elijah Moore (WR)

Oct 4, 2023

Pollard Express

for Coolist nits

Successful

Pollard Express sent

Mark Andrews (TE)

Coolist nits sent

Michael Pittman Jr. (WR), Jakobi Meyers (WR)

Oct 4, 2023

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Rachaad White (RB)

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 sent

Adam Thielen (WR)

Sep 27, 2023

Ye is right gas them Jews

for GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Hollywood Brown (WR)

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA sent

Rachaad White (RB)

Sep 26, 2023

Get Back Gang

for Pollard Express

Successful

Get Back Gang sent

Elijah Moore (WR)

Pollard Express sent

Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR)

Sep 19, 2023

Ye is right gas them Jews

for Tommy'sToughestRoad

Successful

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Tyler Lockett (WR)

Tommy'sToughestRoad sent

Kyren Williams (RB)

Sep 19, 2023

Coolist nits

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

Coolist nits sent

Hollywood Brown (WR)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Dameon Pierce (RB), Khalil Herbert (RB)

Sep 17, 2023

Mediocre Moosemans

for Ye is right gas them Jews

Successful

Mediocre Moosemans sent

Justice Hill (RB)

Ye is right gas them Jews sent

Elijah Mitchell (RB)

Awards

Who owned the headlines

Records

Season marks

Lowest scoring season

1466.38 pts

They ain’t believe in us had the leanest archive season at 1466.38 points in 2023.

Roughest season record

2-12

They ain’t believe in us absorbed the toughest archived season record in 2023.

Playoff bracket

How the postseason unfolded

Rebuilt from archived seeds and final finishes so the playoff path reads like an actual bracket instead of a seed list.

6-team playoff field

Wildcard

Seeds 3 through 6 fought for the right to meet the bye teams.

3 vs 6

Seed 3

Pollard Express

9-5 • 1779.7 PF

Season ended

Out

Seed 6

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • 1844.5 PF

Advanced

Champ

4 vs 5

Seed 4

OBN

8-6 • 1944.9 PF

Fell in the final

Finalist

Seed 5

TomTheCommish

7-7 • 1847.3 PF

Season ended

Out

Semifinals

Seeds 1 and 2 entered here after skipping the opening round.

Top seed side

Seed 1

Get Back Gang

9-5 • 1888.0 PF

Season ended

Out

Seed 6

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • 1844.5 PF

Advanced

Champ

Two seed side

Seed 2

MM

9-5 • 1800.8 PF

Season ended

Out

Seed 4

OBN

8-6 • 1944.9 PF

Fell in the final

Finalist
Champion

Championship

Aman's A-Team

Closed out the bracket from Seed 6, finishing ahead of OBN.

Winner

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • 1844.5 PF

Finalist

OBN

8-6 • 1944.9 PF