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Season recap

2024 league almanac

The title chase, draft hits, trade drama, all-play luck, power swings, and lineup decisions from the 2024 New Uzbek Mafia season.

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Title picture

The OTC 👑

Beat Floyd to close the season on top.

Draft room leader

Coolist nits

C grade

Regular season winner

The OTC 👑

Highest scorer

The OTC 👑

Luckiest break

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA +2.44 wins

Best lineup efficiency

TomTheCommish 100%

Storylines

Power board

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 closed this checkpoint at 151.5 points per game with a 75% all-play clip.

Luck report

Pollard Express

Pollard Express absorbed 2.2 wins of pain versus expectation.

Lineup lab

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish posted a 100% lineup efficiency and left 0.0 points on the cutting-room floor.

Trade desk

Approved

20

Vetoed

0

Still weird

0

Most active front office: THE REAL FT with 10 logged trades.

Final standings

How the table finished

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Champion

Record

10-4

Points

2121.7 PF

PA 1889.7

Rank 2

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

Lost in Round 1

Record

10-4

Points

1770.7 PF

PA 1705.1

Rank 3

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

Runner-up

Record

9-5

Points

1844.5 PF

PA 1590.9

Rank 4

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

Lost in Round 3

Record

8-6

Points

1895.8 PF

PA 1804.4

Rank 5

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

Lost in Round 2

Record

8-6

Points

1842.7 PF

PA 1790.7

Rank 6

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

Lost in Round 1

Record

7-7

Points

1694.2 PF

PA 1838.6

Rank 7

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

Missed playoffs

Record

6-8

Points

1654.8 PF

PA 1760.3

Rank 8

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

Missed playoffs

Record

5-9

Points

1634.8 PF

PA 1839.3

Rank 9

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

Missed playoffs

Record

4-10

Points

1796.8 PF

PA 1764.3

Rank 10

Uzi

Uzi

Missed playoffs

Record

3-11

Points

1594.4 PF

PA 1867.0

Season notes

The quick read

10 teams with 6 playoff spots.
Snake draft archived from LeagueLegacy.
Average team output: 127.50 points per week.

Draft market check

Steals and reaches

Best steals

Brock Bowers

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA • R11 • Pick 101

+26.89

Lamar Jackson

TomTheCommish • R3 • Pick 25

+23.89

De'Von Achane

Coolist nits • R9 • Pick 87

+22.06

Saquon Barkley

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 • R1 • Pick 10

+21.53

Ja'Marr Chase

Pollard Express • R1 • Pick 4

+18.91

Biggest reaches

Christian McCaffrey

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA • R1 • Pick 1

-16.37

Brandon Aiyuk

Uzi • R3 • Pick 28

-14.84

Isiah Pacheco

Pollard Express • R2 • Pick 17

-14.67

Jonathon Brooks

Coolist nits • R10 • Pick 94

-13.59

Chris Olave

Pollard Express • R3 • Pick 24

-13.55

All-play and schedule luck

Who was legit, and who caught a break

Regular season only

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

+2.44 luck

Actual

10-4

All-play

68-58

54%

Average score

126.5

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

+0.89 luck

Actual

7-7

All-play

55-71

44%

Average score

121.0

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

+0.78 luck

Actual

9-5

All-play

74-52

59%

Average score

131.8

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

+0.56 luck

Actual

6-8

All-play

49-77

39%

Average score

118.2

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

-0.11 luck

Actual

8-6

All-play

73-53

58%

Average score

131.6

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

-0.11 luck

Actual

8-6

All-play

73-53

58%

Average score

135.4

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

-0.33 luck

Actual

5-9

All-play

48-78

38%

Average score

116.8

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

-0.56 luck

Actual

10-4

All-play

95-31

75%

Average score

151.5

Uzi

Uzi

-1.33 luck

Actual

3-11

All-play

39-87

31%

Average score

113.9

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

-2.22 luck

Actual

4-10

All-play

56-70

44%

Average score

128.3

Luck board

Best run

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

+2.44 wins versus expectation

Toughest run

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

-2.22 wins versus expectation

Power finish

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

10-4 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

77.7

Rank 2

They ain’t believe in us

8-6 • They ain’t believe in us

51.6

Rank 3

Coolist nits

9-5 • Coolist nits

49.4

Retro playoff odds

What the room looked like in the moment

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

10-4

2121.7 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye100%
100%
Title100%
100%

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

8-6

1895.8 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

9-5

1844.5 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

8-6

1842.7 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

10-4

1770.7 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye100%
100%
Title0%
0%

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

7-7

1694.2 PF

Playoffs100%
100%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

4-10

1796.8 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

6-8

1654.8 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

5-9

1634.8 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

Uzi

Uzi

3-11

1594.4 PF

Playoffs0%
0%
Bye0%
0%
Title0%
0%

How to read it

Odds freeze the season after the selected week, then replay the remaining regular season and playoffs using each team’s score profile to that point.
That makes this a fair "what did it look like then?" view instead of a hindsight table pretending everyone knew the ending.
Higher bye odds matter most in six-team playoff years, where the top two seeds get to skip the first round and save themselves some stress.

Power rankings

Weekly pecking order

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

10-4 • Osama Bin Nasty🤮

—

Power score

77.7

151.5 PPG • 75% all-play

Rank 2

They ain’t believe in us

8-6 • They ain’t believe in us

—

Power score

51.6

135.4 PPG • 58% all-play

Rank 3

Coolist nits

9-5 • Coolist nits

+2

Power score

49.4

131.8 PPG • 59% all-play

Rank 4

TomTheCommish

8-6 • TomTheCommish

-1

Power score

47.0

131.6 PPG • 58% all-play

Rank 5

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

10-4 • GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

-1

Power score

44.6

126.5 PPG • 54% all-play

Rank 6

Pollard Express

4-10 • Pollard Express

—

Power score

32.5

128.3 PPG • 44% all-play

Rank 7

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • Aman's A-Team

—

Power score

30.1

121.0 PPG • 44% all-play

Rank 8

Mediocre Moosemans

6-8 • Mediocre Moosemans

+1

Power score

23.8

118.2 PPG • 39% all-play

Rank 9

Get Back Gang

5-9 • Get Back Gang

-1

Power score

19.9

116.8 PPG • 38% all-play

Rank 10

Uzi

3-11 • Uzi

—

Power score

11.1

113.9 PPG • 31% all-play

Podium pulse

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

77.7

Rank 2

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

51.6

Rank 3

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

49.4

Weekly recaps

One week, one story

Playoffs 3

They ain’t believe in us brought the playoff heat

Welcome to Championship Week of the 2024 Uzbek Mafia Fantasy League! As we step into Week 17, anticipation fills the air as teams vie for glory and a chance to claim the coveted league title. This week promises intense matchups showcasing unforgettable performances and critical decisions that could change the course of fantasy legacies. Whether you're battling for the championship or pride, every point counts in these final contests.

Top scorer

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us • 155.6 pts

Closest sweat

Get Back Gang vs Mediocre Moosemans

15.5 points apart

Bench regret

No miss logged

—

Power podium that week

Rank 1

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

77.7

Rank 2

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

51.6

Rank 3

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

49.4

Lineup efficiency and start-sit regret

How much meat stayed on the bone

Weekly lineup cards compare what actually started to the best legal version of that same roster, then call out the player decisions that hurt the most.

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

They ain’t believe in us

They ain’t believe in us

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Mediocre Moosemans

Mediocre Moosemans

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

Osama Bin Nasty🤮

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Uzi

Uzi

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Aman's A-Team

Aman's A-Team

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Coolist nits

Coolist nits

100%

Coach 0.0

Regret

0.0 pts

0.0 weekly

Worst week

Week 1

0.0 points missed

Cleanest coaching

TomTheCommish

TomTheCommish

100% efficiency

Pollard Express

Pollard Express

100% efficiency

Get Back Gang

Get Back Gang

100% efficiency

Pain ledger

TomTheCommish

Week 1 was the worst of it.

0.0 points missed

Pollard Express

Week 1 was the worst of it.

0.0 points missed

Get Back Gang

Week 1 was the worst of it.

0.0 points missed

Trade review center

Every deal from the 2024 room

Nov 3, 2024

To Infinity and Bijan

for GET GOOD SOON GANG iA

Successful

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Jakobi Meyers (WR)

GET GOOD SOON GANG iA sent

Travis Etienne Jr. (RB)

Oct 29, 2024

To Infinity and Bijan

for HARRIS WICKS 2024

Successful

To Infinity and Bijan sent

D'Andre Swift (RB)

HARRIS WICKS 2024 sent

Jaylen Waddle (WR)

Oct 29, 2024

THE REAL FT

for Mediocre Mooses

Successful

THE REAL FT sent

Javonte Williams (RB)

Mediocre Mooses sent

Darnell Mooney (WR)

Oct 29, 2024

Mediocre Mooses

for The Pollard Express

Successful

Mediocre Mooses sent

Tank Bigsby (RB), Xavier Worthy (WR)

The Pollard Express sent

Zach Charbonnet (RB), Amari Cooper (WR)

Oct 23, 2024

To Infinity and Bijan

for Mediocre Mooses

Successful

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Tank Bigsby (RB)

Mediocre Mooses sent

Jonathon Brooks (RB)

Oct 23, 2024

Mediocre Mooses

for Bugatti

Successful

Mediocre Mooses sent

Jauan Jennings (WR)

Bugatti sent

Jonathon Brooks (RB)

Oct 15, 2024

To Infinity and Bijan

for THE REAL FT

Successful

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Davante Adams (WR), Devin Singletary (RB)

THE REAL FT sent

Marvin Harrison Jr. (WR), Nick Chubb (RB)

Oct 11, 2024

Mediocre Mooses

for THE REAL FT

Successful

Mediocre Mooses sent

Jerome Ford (RB), T.J. Hockenson (TE)

THE REAL FT sent

Anthony Richardson Sr. (QB)

Oct 9, 2024

The Pollard Express

for THE REAL FT

Successful

The Pollard Express sent

Chase McLaughlin (K), Justin Fields (QB)

THE REAL FT sent

Amari Cooper (WR)

Oct 8, 2024

THE REAL FT

for HARRIS WICKS 2024

Successful

THE REAL FT sent

Dontayvion Wicks (WR)

HARRIS WICKS 2024 sent

Evan Engram (TE)

Oct 4, 2024

HARRIS WICKS 2024

for To Infinity and Bijan

Successful

HARRIS WICKS 2024 sent

Davante Adams (WR), Rashid Shaheed (WR)

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Brian Thomas Jr. (WR), Tee Higgins (WR)

Oct 2, 2024

HARRIS WICKS 2024

for Mediocre Mooses

Successful

HARRIS WICKS 2024 sent

Jerome Ford (RB), Sam LaPorta (TE)

Mediocre Mooses sent

Evan Engram (TE), Aaron Jones Sr. (RB)

Oct 1, 2024

HARRIS WICKS 2024

for The Pollard Express

Successful

HARRIS WICKS 2024 sent

Zach Charbonnet (RB), Rachaad White (RB)

The Pollard Express sent

Jaylen Waddle (WR)

Oct 1, 2024

Bugatti

for THE REAL FT

Successful

Bugatti sent

DeVonta Smith (WR)

THE REAL FT sent

Brandon Aiyuk (WR)

Sep 25, 2024

The Pollard Express

for THE REAL FT

Successful

The Pollard Express sent

David Njoku (TE)

THE REAL FT sent

Braelon Allen (RB)

Sep 18, 2024

THE REAL FT

for Bugatti

Successful

THE REAL FT sent

J.K. Dobbins (RB), Garrett Wilson (WR)

Bugatti sent

Jahmyr Gibbs (RB), Amari Cooper (WR)

Sep 17, 2024

To Infinity and Bijan

for The Pollard Express

Successful

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Tony Pollard (RB), Ladd McConkey (WR)

The Pollard Express sent

D'Andre Swift (RB), Brian Thomas Jr. (WR)

Sep 11, 2024

The Pollard Express

for THE REAL FT

Successful

The Pollard Express sent

Javonte Williams (RB), Dalton Schultz (TE)

THE REAL FT sent

Jake Ferguson (TE)

Sep 1, 2024

THE REAL FT

for To Infinity and Bijan

Successful

THE REAL FT sent

Tee Higgins (WR), Alvin Kamara (RB)

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Marvin Harrison Jr. (WR)

Aug 26, 2024

Mediocre Mooses

for To Infinity and Bijan

Successful

Mediocre Mooses sent

Devin Singletary (RB), Keenan Allen (WR)

To Infinity and Bijan sent

Ezekiel Elliott (RB), DK Metcalf (WR)

Awards

Who owned the headlines

Records

Season marks

Highest scoring season

2121.66 pts

Osama Bin Nasty🤮 posted the archive's biggest season at 2121.66 points in 2024.

Playoff bracket

How the postseason unfolded

Rebuilt from archived seeds and final finishes so the playoff path reads like an actual bracket instead of a seed list.

6-team playoff field

Wildcard

Seeds 3 through 6 fought for the right to meet the bye teams.

3 vs 6

Seed 3

Coolist nits

9-5 • 1844.5 PF

Fell in the final

Finalist

Seed 6

Aman's A-Team

7-7 • 1694.2 PF

Season ended

Out

4 vs 5

Seed 4

TABI

8-6 • 1895.8 PF

Advanced

Advanced

Seed 5

TomTheCommish

8-6 • 1842.7 PF

Season ended

Out

Semifinals

Seeds 1 and 2 entered here after skipping the opening round.

Top seed side

Seed 1

OBN

10-4 • 2121.7 PF

Advanced

Champ

Seed 4

TABI

8-6 • 1895.8 PF

Season ended

Out

Two seed side

Seed 2

GGSG

10-4 • 1770.7 PF

Season ended

Out

Seed 3

Coolist nits

9-5 • 1844.5 PF

Fell in the final

Finalist
Champion

Championship

OBN

Closed out the bracket from Seed 1, finishing ahead of Coolist nits.

Winner

OBN

10-4 • 2121.7 PF

Finalist

Coolist nits

9-5 • 1844.5 PF